Sunday, May 23, 2010

Hidden Wrong Lyrics Revealed

Carry Out by: Timbaland & Justin Timberlake

From Verse 2:
Baby get my order right, no errors
I’ma touch you on the right areas
I can feel you, you can feel me
Girl, deliver that to me, come see me
Cause is me, you, you, me, me, you all night

Hint: That = virgina


OMG by: Usher

From Verse 1:
honey got a booty like pow, pow, pow
honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow
girl you know i’m loving your, loving your style
check, check, check, check, check, checking you out like,
ooh (oooh) she got it all
sexy from her head to the toes
& i want it all, it all, it all

Pretty obvious


Blah Blah Blah by: Ke$ha feat. 30h3!

Just turn around boy, let me hit that
Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat
Just show me where your dick's at

Means I don't care about i wanna have sex


Bedrock by: Young Money feat. Lloyd

Okay, ooohhh baby
I be stuck to you like glue baby
Wanna spend it all on you baby
My room is the g-spot
Call me Mr. Flinstone
I can make your bedrock
I can make your bedrock
I can make your bedrock girl
I can make your bedrock
I can make your bedrock

Means: Sex feels and actually good so I can make your bedrock


Maybe it's time to put this pussy when your side burns

Means: Pussy = Butt (Virgina)
Side Burns = Cheek or Mouth

Sunday, April 4, 2010

She Look Like A Lollipop (Lollipop by: Lil' Wayne feat. Static Major SPOOF)

Aw
Yeah
And I didn't just wake up, baby
Yup
Yeah

So then she look
Like a l-l-l-l-l-l-l like a lollipop
She l-l-l-l-l-l-look like a lollipop
Sheee l-l-l-l-l-l-look like a lollipop
She l-l-l-l-l-l-look like a lollipop

[Chorus:]
Shawty wanna get in trouble
Drinking random crap from the bottle
Shawty bent down
And I could not help but to touch her pretty pillows
[x2]

She wore kinda tight pants like me me
Exepct her's is blue mine's are red you see
I could see a ring sprakling like my teeth teeth
But if I took mine off everyone could see I smoke weed
But then see dropped her keys so she bent down low
I couldn't help but touch her nice two pretty pillows
I couldn't resist the space no no
Got to close then she jump high up up

That's when She l-l-l-l-l-l-like a lollipop
She l-l-l-l-l-l-look like a lollipop
Sheee l-l-l-l-l-l-look like a lollipop
She l-l-l-l-l-l-look like a lollipop

[Chorus]

Yeah
Call me till till i can get a juicy for ya
Call me till till i can get this in ya pussy for ya
[repeat]

[Chorus]

Friday, March 12, 2010

Bedrock SPOOF - Call me Mr. Psychic

I-I-I-I can make your bedrock
I-I-I-I can make your bedrock girl
I-I-I-I can make your bedrock
I-I-I-I can make your bedrock

I'm nasty as ever I'm a big pervert ass
I fall in love with her, for your attractive ass
And now I'm rapping off, even through i can't really rap
I sound like a ret and there hair whenever you see me
I knock the door and I jump and sex her all night
I hate it when she dumps me, but I'd love to watch her leave my house
'Cause I get to she her ass he might really be a good spouse
Cold as a winter day, hot as summer's ever
We're good thieve, take your eyes of him and to a pervert like me

I really don't like the way you walkin' if walkin' my way
I'm that red bull, I don't give u wings to fly away
I'm a lazy ass, You should know that's the case
I'll let you decide, what to do in this case
I'm _____________, I changed her view to other
Further Further away, from Stevie Wonder
'Cause his name rhyme, i dissed him bad
My lazy ass, got her grocery bags

oooohhhh baby
I be held together with you baby
Let's spend the night unsafely with you baby
I turned my room into the G-spot
Call me Mr. Psychic
I can make your bedrock
(it's not moving)
I-I-I-I can make your bedrock
(it's still not moving)
I-I-I-I can make your bedrock girl
(Is this sex)
I-I-I-I can make your bedrock
(whatever)
I-I-I-I can make your bedrock

[One unwritten verse here]

ooohhhh baby
I still wanna be held together with you baby
Though I failed to make the bedrock on you baby
It's really because you ran away
I can make it better anyway
Still call me Mr. Psychic
I can make your sushi roll
I-I-I-I can make your sushi roll
I-I-I-I can make your sushi roll girl
I-I-I-I can make your sushi roll
I-I-I-I can make your sushi roll

FAIL

(Instrumental break)

Blah Blah Blah/Baby SPOOF

 
Yah Yah Yah Yah Yah Yah
Imma telling everything about you and me yah
Like how your totally wasted nah
So come let's get fucked up
I'm really really nasty
I don't care who are or if you're hungry
I tell everyone I see
To get that stick in the hole me

Imma tell you this, listen high up
Imma tell you though, you don't care about this song
Imma drinking beer like if Next i'll be waking up like P. Diddy
Imma say

Wait
Stop talking like That That That
You don't even sing, you say shit like yah yah yah
It also ain't safe have sex like that that that
You shouldn't have a stranger's stick in your ass ass ass ass ass

You should really think twice you do these shit
I kinda stupid brushing your teeth with whiskey like this
Like that that that
'Cause I don't who you are this world because your are stupid who the helll are you

Stop talking like That That That
You don't even sing, you say shit like yah yah yah
It also ain't safe have sex like that that that
You shouldn't have a stranger's stick in your ass ass ass ass ass

Stop talking like That That That
You don't even sing, you say shit like yah yah yah
It also ain't safe have sex like that that that
You shouldn't have a stranger's stick in your ass ass ass ass ass

Stop talking like That That That
You don't even sing, you say shit like yah yah yah
It also ain't safe have sex like that that that
You shouldn't have a stranger's stick in your ass ass ass ass ass

Just stop that

Your fucked up

Your song are nasty

 
You know you love me,
Though doesn't seem that
I'll saying shout whenever
when I'll not gonna be there
It's really hard to
Find one heart
Espacailly with thousands of girl yelling from the dark

Are you sick of me now
Girl stop that
what are you saying?
I'm stupid dancing in a bowling alley
Opps I should've taken your advice but imma stalking that

[x2]
Baby, baby, baby nooo.
I'm like baby, baby, baby nooo.
I'm like baby, baby, baby oooh.
I thought you'd always be mine.

Verse 2:
For you I would have done whatever
It's not my fault
Puberity didn't come on time
I may have said this a million time before
Now I learned my lesson
I'll buy you anyting
How do you know it's just a lie
I'm baby so fix me
And just shake me till you
wake me from this bad dream.
I'm too small to be down, down, down
And I just can't believe i'm stalking that

[x2]
Baby, baby, baby nooo.
I'm like baby, baby, baby nooo.
I'm like baby, baby, baby oooh.
I thought you'd always be mine.

In My Head SPOOF REMIX

Verse 1:
You want to find your love
Fly away like 2 happy doves
You're the only one who can make this fantasy
Turn into a reality

Pre-Chorus:
Just leave with me now see the world as we go
I'll be your teacher i'll show you the rope
You'll see a side that you never known
I can see it go down, go down

Chorus:
In My Head
I see you all over me
In My Head
You fulfill my fantasy
In My Head
I hear you screaming nooooooooooooo
In My Head
It's going down
In My Head
It's going down
In My Head

Verse 2:
I love you for you're kindness and seet
Not for you're looks or sexy feet
I wish you would understand
But, I don't find you know what I mean about love

Pre-Chorus:
Just leave with me now see the world as we go
I'll be your teacher i'll show you the rope
You'll see a side that you never known
I can see it go down, go down

Chorus:
In My Head
I see you all over me
In My Head
You fulfill my fantasy
In My Head
I hear you screaming nooooooooooooo
In My Head
It's going down
In My Head
It's going down
In My Head